YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?

Look at me and say

Made a new tumblr, it’s called iamthelumpiestmeh

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via french-zombies)

2headedsnake:

Jeffrey Alan Love

2headedsnake:

Jeffrey Alan Love

(Source: drawger.com)

its-arrested-development:

Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.

(via victory0verthesun)

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas, via notacitizenfuckinerased)